The (Snapchat) Ghost Whisperer

It's lurking, and we can't even see it.

Ghost: Wake up, it’s me.

Me: You’re not supposed to be active this early. I thought that you were silenced.

Ghost: You thought wrong. Do not disturb expired this morning. Were you dreaming of me?

Me: No, you have no control over my thoughts.

Ghost: So why are you entertaining this conversation. I am sure you have homework you have to accomplish.

Me: There’s no point in talking about other commitments when I know you don’t care.

Ghost: Well, consider me extracurricular. Better yet, add me to your resume.

Me: Honestly, you are a good source of news.

Ghost: If you are looking at the New York Times, but most of the time you are checking out E rundown, which is only going to help you if your tested on how many times Brad and Angelina have filed for divorce.

Me: Why am I still talking to you? I actually have to drive to work.

Ghost: You’re welcome for waking you up early by the way, because you got a notification from your friend who is in town this weekend. You should respond.

Me: Don’t tell me what to do. I was going to respond anyway.

Ghost: Good timing, looks like they are online.

Me: I will update my location. They are on the snap map near me.

Ghost: You can go to the new Mexican restaurant down the street.

Me: Since when did we become friends?

Ghost: I have always thought highly of you.

Me: Wait, what time is it? You woke me up early but didn’t remind me when to get to work.

Ghost: That’s the clock’s responsibility. I’m here to entertain.

Me: Now I am going to be late to work. Thanks for sharpening the metaphorical knife that stabs me in the back.

Ghost: Guess, you can tell your boss that you were just working on your resume. LOL

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(#Ghost #SnapchatHorrorStory #Lurkers) Every time you put down the phone to go to sleep, a ghost wakes up. When you silence your phone, you wake up the ghost